My family and I have been going on a beach holiday every year for about fifteen years and I thought to myself its finally time I came clean about my true feelings about the beach. (and basically just do a lot of whinging and moaning) But the truth is... I really don't like the beach. I mean don't get me wrong I love the water and the sun but you know what also has those? A lovely pool! Here are a few of my issues with the beach:
First of all: Sand - It just gets everywhere. No matter how much I try while laying out my towel I always end up with huge piles of sand all over it. I sit down in the middle of my towel next thing I know I have sand all over my arms. When did that happen. I didn't even touch the sand. Oh my gosh now there is sand on my face. WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE SAND! Don't even get me started on ridiculous people who don't know towel shaking etiquette.
Secondly: The Ocean - Unknown things rubbing up against me under the waters surface. Seaweed, branches, shells, leaves, jellyfish, fish, rocks, SHARKS!! And then the irrational fear of after getting out into the deeper water and then not being able to put my feet down because I don't know what is on the sea floor below me. I was floating the other day in the salty water enjoying the tiniest bit of serenity when I put my feet down to walk back to the shore and all of a sudden my foot hits a sharp rock on the ocean floor. SUPRISE! (because we all know how much salt water burns in a fresh graze)
Thirdly: People - What goes through peoples minds when they choose what swimmers to wear to the beach, I think people definitely forget about their body types and just wear whatever they want. I don't want to be a bitch but lets be real, some people just should not wear bikinis! Especially when there are so many other things they could be wearing that suited them better. In Australia it is certainly not hard to find a good selection of swimwear. There are also plenty of styles to try this summer including but not limited to one pieces, swim dresses and high waisted bikinis. Separates are an easy way to purchase that way if you find the perfect pair of black bottoms your set for the whole summer to mix match any top you find. Showing more skin by wearing a skimpy bikini doesn't make you the sexiest person on the beach.
One thing that I do love about the beach is the amount of pretty things you can buy. For Example, you need outfits to wear over your swimmers when you head to the beach or are hanging poolside. My favourite this summer is a super cute Zebra print jumpsuit I got from H&M. Perfect to throw on over your swimmers and super comfortable. Beach towels are also very pretty at the moment with lots of new and different styles around. I got a round Aztec print towel for my birthday while my mum opted for an orange Turkish towel this summer. I mean nothing can really be that horrible if you are wearing a cute outfit.
Im going to leave you with one piece of advice that my dad always shared with me. When swimming in the ocean always make sure there are a few people further out then you. That way when the shark eats all of them he wont be hungry by the time he gets to you!!